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jackedoff:

turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy

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illkim:

winning an argument online

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spankmehardbarry:

conkersradfurday:

spankmehardbarry:

i keep getting random erections today and idk why

I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.

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mockeryd:

Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

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dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

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cravings:

"go outside"

"ok"

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broaaadbean:

who needs april fools my entire life is a joke

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edwad:

which boob is the clitoris

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drparisa:

'what is happiness to you?'

this gif of a toucan going down the stairs

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Can that be my college essay

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drparisa:

'what is happiness to you?'

this gif of a toucan going down the stairs

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n0t-quite-n0rmal:

deansass:

my teacher sent a student home today because the student had had an anxiety attack earlier in the morning and she said “if you have a broken bone, you don’t just keep walking on it and damaging it more, you treat it. Your mental health is the same. Health then school.” 

I was about to get really angry but it took a different turn than I expected
we really need more teachers like this 

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