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boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something



gnarly:

how your face feels after the dentist

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(via jesuschristvevo)



stroodle910:

smolderingtroyler:

heartyglobe:

nobody says it but we all know what this is about

This picture is weirdly genius


I feel like the artist missed a great opportunity here. We could have had a big spoon little spoon reference

stroodle910:

smolderingtroyler:

heartyglobe:

nobody says it but we all know what this is about

This picture is weirdly genius

I feel like the artist missed a great opportunity here. We could have had a big spoon little spoon reference


vagbags:

rainbowcubone:

vagbags:

merryduckie:

vagbags:

WHO THE FUCK VOTED BILL NYE OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS???? HE INVENTED SCIENCE WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOIGN

he left because he got injured..

WHO THE FUCK HURT BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

He tore his own ligaments whilst dancing.

WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED BILL NYE TO DO THIS TO HIMSELF

(via stroodle910)


(via theblackship)


captain-snow-bug:

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

we don’t just need feminism, we need lisa simpson feminism

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The best part about the Simpsons was it was written all by educated men that wanted to be comedians but saw things wrong with the world and wanted change.

(via theblackship)


browningtons:

redeemer—motherfucker:

I wonder what kind of loot I’ll drop when I die

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(via trust)


methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!

(via theblackship)


I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?
Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)

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queerios-and-milk:

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

(via circumcising)